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On the internet:
Ugh I hate people so much
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Applying for a job:
I love working with people and I'm very sociable
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Me:
seriously though its time to pull my shit together
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Me *7 months later:
seriously though its time to pull my shit together
i mean what
gustav no
stop it
gustav please
yOU MADE MY POST BETTER
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(Source: iraffiruse)
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
(Source: 30rockasaurus, via happyrager)
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
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koae:
James Franco just received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
is that a doll of himself omg
omg
im crying omfg
(Source: jamesfrancoforever, via i-just-love-to-smile)
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